I went to a lot of festivals last summer, one of the best was the Green Man. It chucked it down solidly for 3 days and I got covered in mud, but I saw some amazing bands, had a brilliant time wandering around aimlessly bumping into random friends here and there, and they had pies. Pie Minister pies. Mmm mmm mmm. When I got back I thought 'mmm... pie minister pies... yummy tasty pie minister pie... I want one'. So I went down to Wet and Wild (actually called Wild at Heart, but I prefer the idea of cows, so free range and organic they get their own water theme park- mooweeeeeeee!), bought some cheese and eggs and looked at their lovely range of pie minister pies. I felt like Charlie looking at the chocolate through the sweet shop window. Ahhh. So anyway instead of buying one I decided just to look at the ingredients of the Heidi Pie and well basically rip them off. It is pretty handy that stuff like this has to list each and every one of their ingredients. You can have a guess at the festival, but the sneaky sweet chilli sauce- I recon it's ...